rosaparking:

i hate when ppl tell u they like u and ur like “why?” And they give some dookie response like “idk ur beautiul and smart and funny” like dude that is so lame not takin u seriously

(via sammchristinee)

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

(via ckimmchee)

teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: dylanobylan, via hold-me-tightly)

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

(via itsphillip)